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June 20, 2005
Hollywood at a Glance

Clint Eastwood to create the definitive dance step

Gene Hackman asked to release 3 hostages

Keanu Reeves still hoping to be taken seriously as an actor, human

3 Fast 3 Furious still seeking financing, title





Hollywood Headlines

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Mooseport. Russell Crowe still claiming to have world’s greatest fudge recipe
Bedford, TX—Frank Murphy, described as a 'self-righteous prick of epic proportions,' just waltzed into a local video store on Monday, renting 'Welcome to Mooseport' without the vaguest of recognition of the consequences."

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Mooseport. Tom Cruise found dead in hooker’s trunk
Bedford, TX—Frank Murphy, described as a 'self-righteous prick of epic proportions,' just waltzed into a local video store on Monday, renting 'Welcome to Mooseport' without the vaguest of recognition of the consequences."

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Mooseport. Opinion: There’s no “I” in “Hugh Jackman”
Bedford, TX—Frank Murphy, described as a 'self-righteous prick of epic proportions,' just waltzed into a local video store on Monday, renting 'Welcome to Mooseport' without the vaguest of recognition of the consequences."

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Mooseport. Local couple dislikes Tom Hanks for no apparent reason
Bedford, TX—Frank Murphy, described as a 'self-righteous prick of epic proportions,' just waltzed into a local video store on Monday, renting 'Welcome to Mooseport' without the vaguest of recognition of the consequences."

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