The Slimy Mudhole is always seeking unique and colorful writers to contribute their opinions. However, these are the only people who currently write for us.
Read Maltin Glover's review of You Got Served. "...an enervating transmigration into the insensate and besotted, pertinaciously permeating into the calamitous indolentism." Maltin's Rating: -55,357 / 10
Read Maltin Glover's review of The Cat in the Hat. "...an interminable scouring into the vacuous and stodginess, indomitably contriturating into the inauspicious torpidism." Maltin's Rating: -49,892 / 10
Read 8th-Grade Amos's review of ELF. "...E.L.F., or the Earth Liberation Front, is located mostly in cold places, like the North Pole and New York during the winter." Amos's Rating: 12 / 12
Read Maltin Glover's review of DUMB AND DUMBERER. "...a banausic promenade into the wonted and uninflected, imperturbably bustling into the venerable pablumism." Maltin's Rating: -42,454 / 10
Read Brizbon LaFourche's review of DOWN WITH LOVE. "...love pondereth a great many thing...yet understandeth very little..." Brizbon's Rating: 3 and a half Shitbombs / 5 Shitbombs
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